"The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps." Benjamin Disraeli http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/32945.html "Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke." Lynda Barry http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/26723.html "There is no kind of dishonesty into which otherwise good people more easily and frequently fall than that of defrauding the government." Benjamin Franklin http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/648.html "There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't." Robert Benchley http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/488.html "There are painters who transform the sun to a yellow spot, but there are others who with the help of their art and their intelligence, transform a yellow spot into the sun." Pablo Picasso http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/23689.html "Unprovided with original learning, unformed in the habits of thinking, unskilled in the arts of composition, I resolved to write a book." Edward Gibbon http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/22263.html "For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off." Johnny Carson http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/574.html "In films murders are always very clean. I show how difficult it is and what a messy thing it is to kill a man." Alfred Hitchcock http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/357.html "The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling." Paula Poundstone http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/33021.html "The secret of being a bore is to tell everything." Voltaire http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/31362.html "There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line." Oscar Levant http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/494.html "Committee--a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done." Fred Allen http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/45.html