"I'm kind of jealous of the life I'm supposedly leading." Zach Braff http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/39125.html "It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth." George Burns http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/37769.html "The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work." Robert Frost http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/32964.html "It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish." Aeschylus http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/29733.html "Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric." Bertrand Russell http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/32865.html "If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer." Alfred North Whitehead http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/29589.html "The purpose of life is to fight maturity." Dick Werthimer http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1046.html "Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself." A. H. Weiler http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/981.html "We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it." Roald Dahl http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/32689.html "In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress." John Adams http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/30219.html "Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more." Mark Twain http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/909.html "A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something." Wilson Mizner http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/177.html